M-m-my ...
                           Cluck *o* Cluck *O* CLUCK!!! *O* !!! *jumps on top of the poor, but happy 'gift' and
                           smothers him with big wet kisses *
                            
                           HAPPILY LAUGHING CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Easy on the - everything, sweetie *O* Like your
                           gift *o* ?
                            
                           YES, baby !!! *O* !!!
                           ... only - it ain't quite fair though - is it? That I've got
                           such a wonderful present and the Johnny-fans passing by here gets nothing ...
                            
                           DELIGHTED EDITOR: No - almost nothing *o* Just I don't know how many cards/Johnny-pics
                           *O* ... and this is the Internet, little honeybird - so they can just grab their own 'copy' of your gift and unwrap it
                           at home in their own imagination *o* ... please DO do this at home, 'kiddies' *O*
                            
                           Cluck *O*
                           Yes, please do take a copy of this if you like, dear Christmas guest *o* ... and now you
                           have to excuse us - I have a present to enjoy -O*
                            
                           MERRY CHRISTMAS
                           *O*
                            
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